US Defense Details On Sale On Ebay Hard Disks

And these guys are supposed to be protecting the free world. The communists were going about it all wrong while trying to bring down the decadent capitalist west. They should have just used eBay:

"In another shocking incident of loss of confidential data which can have adverse consequences on national security for the United States, sensitive details related to an advanced US missile defence system has been found on a second hand computer in California. "